Friday, March 27, 2020
A knife fight in my taxi.
Wednesday, March 18, 2020
How to ruin a company - fast.
We had 4,000 employees and had been the world leader in our field for about 10 years at this time.
We were not the price setter, though. But we did very well and had a reasonable operating margin, enough to satisfy our corporate owners and shareholders.
Then we got a new president, an American B-school graduate. He came from Stanford, as I recall.
After some time he declared to us in the sales department (about 90 people), operating worldwide.
- Raise all prices 15 percent
- Go back on all orders in house and negotiate a 15 percent higher price.
I tried.
We all tried.
We suffered, badly.
- No new orders for nine (9) months.
- The customers with orders in place said a flat “are you out of your fr…..g mind?”
Our build cycle, order to delivery, was about 18 months.
Nine months later the factories started to look empty and were laying off staff, weekly — NO NEW ORDERS.
“Biggest boss” at our owning company got wind of this and came to town.
Our president was fired the same day and we all in sales got new instructions.
- “Forget all orders about price increases — go sell as competitively as you can.”
It took about two years for the company to regain its world-leading position.
By that time, I and just about half of our previous sales organization were gone, replaced by eager young souls.
Monday, March 16, 2020
Me, my camera and trouble.
Dangerous times with a camera.
… and she held up a $ 10 Kodak Instamatic. It was strictly an aim-and-shoot camera lacking any exposure or even focus settings.
Sunday, February 23, 2020
Living without electricity in Sweden
- We carried our water in after having lifted the bucket up out of the well.
- Light was by kerosene lights indoors, carbide lamps outdoors.
- The privy was next to the chicken coop, 50 m from the main building and - 25 C in the winter. No light. You could bring a flashlight if you promised ONLY to use it to find the newspaper that was there for wiping your a..s.
- The radio was powered by two large batteries (1.5 V and 90 V) and only allowed on for 15 minutes for the mid-day news and 15 min for the 7 pm news.
- Philips 1935 model. (My photo.)
- We had no refrigerator but the food was kept in the cellar in the summer and in a cool room in the winter.
- We separated the milk and cream with an Alfa Laval separator. You must keep the speed high enough that the centre-mounted bell didn’t ding.
- All firewood came from the forest. The wood was cut and left to dry for at least one year before brought in for the stove and the big heater in the living room. The degree of coldness in any room depended on the distance from the fires.
- We baked in a stone oven. It was heated early in the morning for bread and ended up making the cookies when it had cooled down a little by mid-day.
- We made cream for butter and cheese by churning the cream maker for hours. Hard work.
- The mail came once a week by the postman, He used a motorcycle. Our farm was at the end of his run. He would stop for a late lunch, reinforced by Absolut renat brännvin, the cheapest liquor you could buy (Sold all around the world as Absolut Vodka these days…!)
He would return on his light motorcycle well reinforced. I saw him miss the first turn down the road more than once. We would go down, help lift the motorcycle up and aim him in the right direction. (TRUE)
- Sea fish, herring and cod, that we could not catch in the lake, would come with the fish-car once a week.
- It was 4 km to school, uphill and against the wind both ways. (Only “4 km” true)
I went to a two room school. It had no lights, and no privy, it was outside and always at the ambient temperature.
Only the school rooms were heated and my lunch milk froze on the hangers in the corridor more than once.
- We milked the three cows by hand and drank the milk unpasteurized. (Oh terror.)
- The thresher was powered by a 1922 kerosene powered motor on a skid.
- Our own sawmill for what planks and wood needed on ours and the neighbouring farm was powered by an ancient steam engine. It had a safety valve that would blow a lot.
- The plowing was by one horse, but two were put together for clearing the road in the winter.
- BEST TIME OF MY LIFE.
My Internet dating rules
- Find a contact or be contacted, look at the profile, send an "I like your profile" message and wait for a reply.
- Look at the reply, revisit the profile and decide if - "worth more"
- Send email: "I don't have time for emails, here is my phone number, call me or let me have yours and we can talk."
- Five min about anything on the phone and you can suggest, "You sound interesting, could we meet for a coffee at (your favourite coffee vendor), located somewhere convenient for both of us.
- Meet for a coffee. Arrive early so you can observe her manners as she walks in.
- OK, this is a bit of a stressful situation, but neither has invested much yet.
- Chat and see if you want to meet again.
My procedure, when 63 years old.
- I posted my picture and a true profile, including what I was looking for. If you want a younger woman, say so. I only looked for women close to my age (+- 3 years) who lived close, within a 50 km radius. (There were thousands and thousands of women nearby.)
- I contacted a few (only the ones with a picture) by brief machine-generated "I like your profile"-message, expected to be contacted by others and sat back.
- I got 100 messages, "I like your profile."
- I read all their profiles and replied to 40; "I don't do emails, call me."
- I had 25 phone discussions
Make a logbook with many pages and write down, as you speak: "I said", "She said" because that is the ONLY WAY that you can remember your past discussions when you talk again.
At every phone call, check for discrepancies. She talks about work, sports, hobbies, desires, & more. If anything is different a second time, she is a LIAR and a CHEAT. Hang up and tear out her page, never to be contacted again.
- My 25 telephone contacts, some of whom I spoke to several times, led to 17 coffee dates. (I read my notes from our tel-discussions before we met)
- Some weren't what they said, the photo was different, she weighed 175 lbs, not 130, she walked with a limp, she had a sick child, she lived off welfare (true) but dressed to the hilt, too much make-up for a coffee date, she smelled of tobacco (an absolute no-no for me) or just gave off the wrong vibes when we met.
- A few deceived me a little still, as I found out later. One invited me to her house before we went to a dance - It wasn't HER HOUSE. I was too polite to back out, we went dancing, I took her home and tore the sheet about her out of my book.
- One was great, lots of fun. We went to a dance and enjoyed ourselves. On the way home, she said almost in passing: "I am so glad I took two tonight". Two - what? "Pills" --- GOODBYE, I don't want to ever deal with people who take "happy pills".
- One had a nice job and lived in a nice house, where she had the upper floor and she supported her old immigrant parents, who spoke no English, she could only "go out" when she wasn't looking after her parents, i.e. they were sleeping or watching TV. Impossible.
Use your brain, you are on a mission to find a nice woman, just not performing a mental exercise... !
It took me two months, from the beginning to end before I had "connected" with Rose and discarded all of my notes.
Good luck, my friend - you need to get out of a rut now...
Good site: www.match.com - largest paid site in the world, owned by Microsoft. $ 22.00/mo The more you tell about yourself, the better the matches sent to you.
Don't hesitate, you'll be amazed at what you will find, but - REMEMBER - NO lengthy emails or online chats. Go straight to the telephone.