Friday, March 27, 2020

A knife fight in my taxi.

Me, my taxi and knife fighting passengers.
This is a funny. Nothing bad happened.
I was a university student, living in a suburb of Stockholm, in 1962. The pay as a part-time taxi driver was terrific. I usually drove Saturday nights so the owners could have the wheels spinning, making money, without driving themselves.
I loved it.
Now, imagine this: February in Sweden, - 30 C or colder.
Two elderly friends, both affected by their Koskenkorva, of Finnish origin, seated themselves behind the safety shield. (I apologize to all Finns, and all of you who know Koskenkorva, but you know where this story goes.)
They started arguing. The argument got louder and they soon pulled a long, impressive-looking Mora knife each. Deadly weapons.
I spoke to our dispatcher on the radio. He knew these gentlemen.
“Drive so you scare the s..t out of them.”
Not hard to do on a frozen-over empty country road in Sweden.
After a few skids (I recovered “before the ditch hit us”) they got quiet.
Their coats had some cuts but no blood had been spilled.
I was properly paid, even got a good-size tip.
Then one of them said:
You are a terrible driver, skidding all over on a night like this, you could have had us killed.”
The dispatcher, who knew so well how to handle Fighting Finns by remote control on a dark night, turned 80 the next week.
I gave him a big bottle of Whisky.
He was very happy over that.
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Wednesday, March 18, 2020

How to ruin a company - fast.

Raise all prices by 15 percent.

We had 4,000 employees and had been the world leader in our field for about 10 years at this time.

We were not the price setter, though. But we did very well and had a reasonable operating margin, enough to satisfy our corporate owners and shareholders.

Then we got a new president, an American B-school graduate. He came from Stanford, as I recall.

After some time he declared to us in the sales department (about 90 people), operating worldwide.

  • Raise all prices 15 percent
  • Go back on all orders in house and negotiate a 15 percent higher price.

I tried.

We all tried.

We suffered, badly.

  • No new orders for nine (9) months.
  • The customers with orders in place said a flat “are you out of your fr…..g mind?”

Our build cycle, order to delivery, was about 18 months.

Nine months later the factories started to look empty and were laying off staff, weekly — NO NEW ORDERS.

“Biggest boss” at our owning company got wind of this and came to town.

Our president was fired the same day and we all in sales got new instructions.

  • “Forget all orders about price increases — go sell as competitively as you can.”

It took about two years for the company to regain its world-leading position.

By that time, I and just about half of our previous sales organization were gone, replaced by eager young souls.

Monday, March 16, 2020

Me, my camera and trouble.


Dangerous times with a camera.

Got my first camera at age ten and a developing can soon thereafter.

A few stories about picture taking.

In Turkey. 

Now I had  became an expert at sliding the nose of the camera lens out of a shopping bag to take photos inconspicuously. I used my wide-angle lens to get what I wanted without really aiming. I was so brilliant, I thought.

This time, the bag-photo routine failed me.

I took a picture of the bus station and framed the people, the sun, the shadows, businesses and – the many men with uniforms and guns, perfectly.

Not so good. One of the many guards was observant. He saw the camera – and – immediately took off in my direction.

“Military, military. No photos.”

Sure, I had seen the navy vessels in the harbour beyond, but, did they matter?

They did. I was rapidly getting into a not so tenable position. I had been warned by my business hosts that taking pictures may not have been a healthy activity in the country at that time.

I started running but, by now, several soldiers were coming at me. I narrowly missed being run down by a bus. The driver blew the horn but slowed down enough for me to run to the far side of the bus and jump in through the open door.

The driver, on his route, had only slowed down a little and continued to pick up speed. Apparently, jumping onto a moving bus was not a particularly unique event there. The conductor came and made me pay the fare.

I rode a few blocks, stepped off the bus and continued into the narrow warrens of the busy market-place. I was just outside of my tourist map but found my way back, seeing a tall Mosque-tower over the roof-tops.

That was close. Too close for comfort. The pictures were great and lent themselves to some well received enlargements. The president of the company was so happy with my pictures, on my return, that he suggested that I should add all photo-costs to my trip expenses in the future.

With time, my photographs spread around the offices, not only in Canada, but in some of our overseas offices as well. I felt proud.

What about my camera-in-the bag in the future? It had to continue, but I added a leather bag with a hole in the side and a remote release to my arsenal. Problem solved. I learned to quickly flash it for impromptu photographs. I may have been called out a few times, but was never caught in the act.

Baaad mannners, I know.

Did I ever fall off, in, by, under or over anything when trying to take a picture?

Of course I did. I never got really hurt and I must say, with some pride, I never lost or damaged the camera in my hand.

The scariest event was when I misjudged the speed of an oncoming train and had to jump to the side, really fast. That time I tore my clothes on the bushes. The doppler effect of the train whistle was all too clear. It came with a high pitch and it changed to an octave lower as the engine went by me. I never learned what the engineer, this was in Kenya, thought about my photo-taking skills, or lack thereof.

My wife always wanted me to look my best. Before a trip to Spain, she gifted me a very expensive dress shirt. These were the days when all business, regardless of ambient temperature, were carried out in a three-piece suit. 

We were driving high in the Andes. The views were spectacular. I had already made a deal with the driver that he would stop when I called out the perfect photo spot.

He stopped, right next to some wild rose bushes. I was, of course, really intent of capturing the most perfect picture of a man, his donkey and the vast, mountainous background.

I rolled out of the car, camera safely in my hand, and into a tight rose bush. That became the instant ending of my expensive vest, fancy shirt and my brand new suit-pants. They got torn to shreds. I still had the wherewithal to stand up and catch the photo.

The donkey cart was perfectly framed by the mountains.

By now I was bleeding from a multitude cuts and scratches. The driver brought out the, mandatory in all Spanish cars, first aid kit.
The picture was sharp and blew up very well. That may have been the single most expensive single photo I have ever taken, at the cost of a fancy dress-shirt and a full three-piece suit.

Ooh, for the sadness of loosing your pictures. There was a time, lasting far too many years, when colour slides was all the rage. They were reverse colour developed, you got ready-to show slides from the developer.

All well and good. 

You got your projector out and could show your pictures, only to your chosen audience and when it suited all. There must still be untold millions, billions(?), of pictures on the globe only seen once, or perhaps never. These don’t lend themselves to being copied either, there are just too many chemicals and processes involved.

Not knowing better, I had gotten onto this too. Then, disaster struck. All my photographs, carefully stored in a metal box, sunk to the bottom during a basement flooding.

The negatives could be dried out, but over 2,000 slides were irretrievably lost. I never took a slide again.

My sister hated our mother’s second husband. My father had been 
dead for almost 20 years, so I was happy that my mother remarried. 

My sister saw him as a competitor for her mother’s attention.

The newlyweds went on a grand honeymoon around the Mediterranean and came back with loads of slide photographs. The were all mounted in trays, ready to go into the projector.

I noticed how my sister, passing by the table, pushed the trays closer and closer to the edge of the table. Then, a last swipe and all fell and scattered over the floor.

There was no chance for my new stepfather to assemble the pictures in any kind of order that evening. He couldn’t show them. That was 40 years ago. I still have all those pictures, they were kept loose in a plastic bag and may never have been projected.

That was the first time he learned how unwanted he was in my mother’s life. Unwanted by a thirty-year old jealous daughter.

My dear sister, long since passed away, was an arts degree graduate. She loved painting and used cameras too. She was quite good at capturing good vistas, if she could figure out how a camera works. 

She never could and would come back with wildly out-of-focus or hugely over- or under-exposed pictures. No professional training could make her understand the principles of a camera. The art of using an exposure meter was lost on her.

She even acquired a very expensive top-of-the line Leica camera. That only made matters worse.

I saw all this and – presented her with a most simple aim-and-shoot camera. After that day, her photographs were spectacular, as long as they were taken outdoors in ample light, or with flash, indoors.
I still have some in my files.

The Leica? I inherited it from her estate some 30 years later. It may not even have taken five rolls of film, was totally dried out and didn’t work any more. I sold it for good money to a camera restorer in Japan.

A family friend, a teacher of weaving, got a gap-year from her school. She went to Southern Africa, toured the nearby countries and homelands, and collected native weavings. Some of them came home and are now in museums, both in Sweden and in R.S.A. (Republic of South Africa).

She was greatly appreciated for the work she did. She taught traditional weaving techniques to the natives and documented what was about to become a lost art.

Her photographs have been reproduced in museums. She was often congratulated for her great photographic skills.

In a TV interview:
·       “Ms. Swanström, you have shown yourself to be such and expert photographer. You must be using some very special equipment for all of this? “

·       “No, just this one.”
… and she held up a $ 10 Kodak Instamatic. It was strictly an aim-and-shoot camera lacking any exposure or even focus settings.

·       “I only take pictures in the shade and when the sun is shining.”
She knew, that gave the best colour rendition and, of course, suited the fixed-everything camera very well.

I, ultimately, inherited that camera too. That was her only camera. It sat on my mantle piece for years until it got lost in a move. 

Not a valuable camera, but one that took valuable pictures. I was proud to have it.

My father had a portrait camera, dated ca 1870. It used the wet-plate principle. I tried, but never really perfected making wet-plates. The film coating had to be thin enough to be spread and thick enough to stay on the glass long enough, without running, to take a picture. The mixing and preparation had to be performed in darkness. After exposure, you had but a few minutes to initiate the developing or the plate would dry, or the coating run. All told, not a very user-friendly method to take photographs.

But, this large box came with a complete set of lenses, including aperture plates. I found a supply of large 25 * 25 cm glass plates  in a photo store and – success – I could use the camera to take portraits. The film sensitivity was 10 ASA, or even less, and exposure was counted in many seconds, often minutes if indoors. 

You had to learn by trial and error.

This lens painted a soft picture, only the centre was clearly defined with declining clarity and exposure towards the corners. What a piece of history in my hands.

This whole contraption was too large to stay in my life when I downsized after becoming a widower. I sold it to a photographer in Boston. He paid me thousands of dollars for it. 

Thank you, father, for keeping it for me. It made me learn about the chemistry of photo plates and how skillful photographers of yore were.

How much you enjoy a hobby, is how well you can do it.

My first developing can, one I found borken and glued together, stayed in my life for over 40 years. It only left me after all film-taking cameras were gone from this world. 

I used to buy professional packages of 40 rolls of Tri-X, high sensitivity B/W film, for low-light photography. You could develop it, with care, to twice, or even three times the rated light sensitivity, called "pushing the film". 

Then, you needed no flash. No flash means no disturbance of the objects and also softer exposure, totally controlled by the ambient light. Sure, you had to move around a bit, or even give up the odd picture as impossible. 

Since family pictures are all taken with colour film, the B/W film was usually in an older camera of mine.

Surely, carrying a camera and a few lenses around may not be so hard. But – you must make sure that your trip doesn’t turn into a continuous save-the-camera adventure. That’s why my big camera often stayed at home. It didn’t fly well and was a real bother when getting around.

To bring a multi-thousand dollar bag of camera-stuff is not conductive to calm travelling. That is only reserved for automobile trips on this continent. Even so, summers can be dangerous for overheating, if you forget the camera in the trunk. I usually keep my camera in a thermal bag or inside a rolled up blanket. Sure, it doesn’t stay cool all day in direct sun, but you can cool it down inside the car while driving.

I lost a camera to overheating once, or at least had to send it away for a serious rebuild. The grease in the lens mechanism had evaporated and covered the entire inside, gears and glass lenses included. 

All photographs from that moment were fuzzy and taken with a maximum lens-opening, severely overexposed.

I only found that out on the return from the UK after our first visit together. I kept the negatives that couldn't be printed then for many years and, lo and behold, could print them only 50 years later, thanks to Photoshop.

Life goes on - now almost 50 % (over four billion people) of the world's population carry a smart phone, all with a pretty good camera inside.

I still look for the righ angles - and carry a "real", albeit digital camara in addtion to - your guessed it, my smartphone.

Sunday, February 23, 2020

Living without electricity in Sweden

The electrification of Sweden took time. The farther from any major population centre you lived, the later you got electricity.
We lived in the dark forests of Småland, one of the last places to see electricity. It came 1948.
I never saw any challenges living without electric power, because I didn’t know any different, growing up as a kid on a small Swedish farm in the 40s.
  • We carried our water in after having lifted the bucket up out of the well.
  • Light was by kerosene lights indoors, carbide lamps outdoors.
  • The privy was next to the chicken coop, 50 m from the main building and - 25 C in the winter. No light. You could bring a flashlight if you promised ONLY to use it to find the newspaper that was there for wiping your a..s.
  • The radio was powered by two large batteries (1.5 V and 90 V) and only allowed on for 15 minutes for the mid-day news and 15 min for the 7 pm news.
  • Philips 1935 model. (My photo.)
  • We had no refrigerator but the food was kept in the cellar in the summer and in a cool room in the winter.
  • We separated the milk and cream with an Alfa Laval separator. You must keep the speed high enough that the centre-mounted bell didn’t ding.
  • All firewood came from the forest. The wood was cut and left to dry for at least one year before brought in for the stove and the big heater in the living room. The degree of coldness in any room depended on the distance from the fires.
  • We baked in a stone oven. It was heated early in the morning for bread and ended up making the cookies when it had cooled down a little by mid-day.
  • We made cream for butter and cheese by churning the cream maker for hours. Hard work.
  • The mail came once a week by the postman, He used a motorcycle. Our farm was at the end of his run. He would stop for a late lunch, reinforced by Absolut renat brännvin, the cheapest liquor you could buy (Sold all around the world as Absolut Vodka these days…!)

    He would return on his light motorcycle well reinforced. I saw him miss the first turn down the road more than once. We would go down, help lift the motorcycle up and aim him in the right direction. (TRUE)
Father’s photo 1947
  • Sea fish, herring and cod, that we could not catch in the lake, would come with the fish-car once a week.
  • It was 4 km to school, uphill and against the wind both ways. (Only “4 km” true)

    I went to a two room school. It had no lights, and no privy, it was outside and always at the ambient temperature.

    Only the school rooms were heated and my lunch milk froze on the hangers in the corridor more than once.
  • We milked the three cows by hand and drank the milk unpasteurized. (Oh terror.)
  • The thresher was powered by a 1922 kerosene powered motor on a skid.
  • Our own sawmill for what planks and wood needed on ours and the neighbouring farm was powered by an ancient steam engine. It had a safety valve that would blow a lot.
  • The plowing was by one horse, but two were put together for clearing the road in the winter.
Father’s photo winter 1947–48.
  • BEST TIME OF MY LIFE.
Read for yourself here:

My Internet dating rules

Abbreviated and effortless Internet dating rules for really smart people:
  1. Find a contact or be contacted, look at the profile, send an "I like your profile" message and wait for a reply.
  2. Look at the reply, revisit the profile and decide if - "worth more"
  3. Send email: "I don't have time for emails, here is my phone number, call me or let me have yours and we can talk."
  4. Five min about anything on the phone and you can suggest, "You sound interesting, could we meet for a coffee at (your favourite coffee vendor), located somewhere convenient for both of us.
  5. Meet for a coffee. Arrive early so you can observe her manners as she walks in.
  6. OK, this is a bit of a stressful situation, but neither has invested much yet.
  7. Chat and see if you want to meet again.
Good luck.

My procedure, when 63 years old.
  • I posted my picture and a true profile, including what I was looking for. If you want a younger woman, say so. I only looked for women close to my age (+- 3 years) who lived close, within a 50 km radius. (There were thousands and thousands of women nearby.)
  • I contacted a few (only the ones with a picture) by brief machine-generated "I like your profile"-message, expected to be contacted by others and sat back.
  • I got 100 messages, "I like your profile."
  • I read all their profiles and replied to 40; "I don't do emails, call me."
  • I had 25 phone discussions
IMPORTANT

Make a logbook with many pages and write down, as you speak: "I said", "She said" because that is the ONLY WAY that you can remember your past discussions when you talk again.

At every phone call, check for discrepancies. She talks about work, sports, hobbies, desires, & more. If anything is different a second time, she is a LIAR and a CHEAT. Hang up and tear out her page, never to be contacted again.
  • My 25 telephone contacts, some of whom I spoke to several times, led to 17 coffee dates. (I read my notes from our tel-discussions before we met)
  • Some weren't what they said, the photo was different, she weighed 175 lbs, not 130, she walked with a limp, she had a sick child, she lived off welfare (true) but dressed to the hilt, too much make-up for a coffee date, she smelled of tobacco (an absolute no-no for me) or just gave off the wrong vibes when we met.
  • A few deceived me a little still, as I found out later. One invited me to her house before we went to a dance - It wasn't HER HOUSE. I was too polite to back out, we went dancing, I took her home and tore the sheet about her out of my book.
  • One was great, lots of fun. We went to a dance and enjoyed ourselves. On the way home, she said almost in passing: "I am so glad I took two tonight". Two - what? "Pills" --- GOODBYE, I don't want to ever deal with people who take "happy pills".
  • One had a nice job and lived in a nice house, where she had the upper floor and she supported her old immigrant parents, who spoke no English, she could only "go out" when she wasn't looking after her parents, i.e. they were sleeping or watching TV. Impossible.
Summary: Use your time and money effectively, don't waste anything on anyone who doesn't start out perfect. No troublesome kids, no exes to deal with, no bankruptcy, nothing that sounds "strange".

Use your brain, you are on a mission to find a nice woman, just not performing a mental exercise... ! 

It took me two months, from the beginning to end before I had "connected" with Rose and discarded all of my notes.

Good luck, my friend - you need to get out of a rut now...

Good site:  www.match.com - largest paid site in the world, owned by Microsoft. $ 22.00/mo

Largest FREE site in the world:  http://www.pof.com/ with many, many millions of contacts.

Don't hesitate, you'll be amazed at what you will find, but - REMEMBER - NO lengthy emails or online chats. Go straight to the telephone.

Wednesday, February 5, 2020

Health care workers income in Canada 2020.


The table below details the hourly wages for Ambulance Attendants and Paramedics.
The Canadian national occupation classification code (NOC) for this role is 3234.
Job titles and exact duties vary in this occupation and examples of some job titles are: ambulance attendant, emergency medical attendant (EMA), emergency medical responder and paramedic.
A typical full-time annual salary for this occupation is in the region of $45,000 – $65,000.
According to the latest figures, the highest hourly average (median) wages are earned in Toronto – Ontario at $37.08 per hour and the lowest average (median) wages are earned in Prince Edward Island at $23.50 per hour.
Average Audiologists’ and Speech-Language Pathologists’ Salary in Canada
The table below details the hourly wages for Audiologists and Speech-Language Pathologists.
The Canadian national occupation classification code (NOC) for this role is 3141.
Job titles and exact duties vary in this occupation and examples of some job titles are: audiologist, speech therapist and speech-language pathologist.
A typical full-time annual salary for this occupation is in the region of $70,000 – $90,000.
The table below details the hourly wages for Canadian Cardiology Technologists.
The Canadian national occupation classification code (NOC) for this role is 3217.
Job titles and exact duties vary in this occupation and examples of some job titles are: cardiology technologist and electrocardiographic (ECG) technologist.
A typical full-time annual salary for this occupation is in the region of $50,000 – $70,000.
The table below details the hourly wages for Dental Assistants.
The Canadian national occupation classification code (NOC) for this role is 3411.
Job titles and exact duties vary in this occupation and examples of some job titles are: certified dental assistant and registered dental assistant.
A typical full-time annual salary for this occupation is in the region of $38,000 – $48,000.
The table below details the hourly wages for Dental Hygienists and Dental Therapists.
The Canadian national occupation classification code (NOC) for this role is 3222.
Job titles and exact duties vary in this occupation and examples of some job titles are: dental hygienist, dental nurse and dental therapist.
A typical full-time annual salary for this occupation is in the region of $60,000 – $80,000.
The table below details the hourly wages for Dentists.
The Canadian national occupation classification code (NOC) for this role is 3113.
Job titles and exact duties vary in this occupation and examples of some job titles are: dentist, endodontist, orthodontist and periodontist.
A typical full-time annual salary for this occupation is in the region of $120,000 – $240,000.
The table below details the hourly wages for Dietitians and Nutritionists.
The Canadian national occupation classification code (NOC) for this role is 3132.
Job titles and exact duties vary in this occupation and examples of some job titles are: clinical dietitian, nutrition and dietetics researcher and registered nutritionist.
A typical full-time annual salary for this profession is in the region of $60,000 – $80,000.
The table below details the hourly wages for Head Nurses and Supervisors.
The Canadian national occupation classification code (NOC) for this role is 3011.
Job titles and exact duties vary in this occupation and examples of some job titles are: head nurse, patient care co-ordinator and nursing supervisor.
A typical full-time annual salary for this occupation is in the region of $70,000 – $85,000.
The table above details the hourly wages for Licensed Practical Nurses.
The Canadian national occupation classification code (NOC) for this role is 3233.
Job titles and exact duties vary in this occupation and examples of some job titles are: registered practical nurse (R.P.N.), certified nursing assistant (CNA) and operating room technician.
A typical full-time annual salary is in the region of $40,000 – $60,000.
The table below details the hourly wages for Medical Laboratory Technicians.
The Canadian national occupation classification code (NOC) for this role is 3212.
Job titles and exact duties vary in this occupation and examples of some job titles are: medical laboratory technician, phlebotomist and medical laboratory assistant.
A typical full-time annual salary for this occupation is in the region of $50,000 – $70,000.
The table below details the hourly wages for Medical Laboratory Technologists and Pathologists Assistants.
The Canadian national occupation classification code (NOC) for this role is 3211.
Job titles and exact duties vary in this occupation and examples of some job titles are: medical technologist, pathologist’s assistant, immunohematology technologist and cytotechnologist.
A typical full-time annual salary is in the region of $55,000 – $75,000.

Pathologists’ Assistants Salary in Canada

The table below details the hourly wages for Medical Laboratory Technologists and Pathologists Assistants.
The Canadian national occupation classification code (NOC) for this role is 3211.
Job titles and exact duties vary in this occupation and examples of some job titles are: medical technologist, pathologist’s assistant, immunohematology technologist and cytotechnologist.
A typical full-time annual salary is in the region of $55,000 – $75,000.
The table below details the hourly wages for Medical Sonographers.
The Canadian national occupation classification code (NOC) for this role is 3216.
Job titles and exact duties vary in this occupation and examples of some job titles are: medical sonographer, ultrasound technologist and diagnostic medical sonography instructor.
Employment prospects for medical sonographers are very good in Canada. The government forecasts that an aging population combined with the arrival of new medical technologies and techniques will require more medical sonographers for the near future.
A typical full-time annual salary is in the region of $65,000 – $80,000.

Average Nurse Aides, Orderlies and Patient Service Associates Salary in Canada

The table below details the hourly wages for Nurse Aides, Orderlies and Patient Service Associates.
The Canadian national occupation classification code (NOC) for this role is 3413.
Job titles and exact duties vary in this occupation and examples of some job titles are: nurse aide, hospital attendant, orderly and patient service associate.
A typical full-time annual salary for this occupation is in the region of $30,000 – $45,000.

Average Nurse Practitioner Salary in Canada

The table below details the hourly wages for Nurse Practitioners.
The Canadian national occupation classification code (NOC) for this role is 3124.
Job titles and exact duties vary in this occupation and examples of some job titles are: nurse practitioner (NP), nurse – midwife and registered nurses in the extended class (NP-primary health care, NP-pediatrics, NP-adult and NP-anesthesia).
Nurse practitioners are independent care providers with a broader scope of practice relative to registered nurses.
According to the latest figures, the highest hourly average (median) wages are earned in Alberta at $54.13 per hour and the lowest average (median) wages are earned in Prince Edward Island at $35.00 per hour.
A typical full-time annual salary is in the region of $70,000 – $90,000.

Average Registered Nurse Salary in Canada

The table below details the hourly wages for Registered Nurses.
The Canadian national occupation classification code (NOC) for this role is 3012.
Job titles and exact duties vary in this occupation and examples of some job titles are: registered nurse (R.N.), registered psychiatric nurse (R.P.N.), community health nurse and occupational health nurse.
According to the latest figures, the highest hourly average (median) wages are earned in Saskatoon / Biggar, Saskatchewan at $45.00 per hour and the lowest average (median) wages are earned in Montreal, Quebec at $31.00 per hour.
A typical full-time annual salary for this occupation is in the region of $65,000 – $85,000.

Average Childcare Worker Hourly Pay in Toronto, Ontario

C$15.96 or $ 32 000 per year

The median Developmental Service Worker salary in Canada is $39,020 per year